WHO WE ARE -- WHAT IT IS -- WHERE WE AT
Is A Totally Free (Hey What A Concept There...Huh?) Website Dedicated
To The Creation, Collection And Publishing Of Original, Innovative, And Otherwise
Idiotically Entertaining Suggestions For Salons...
That's Right--Just A Bunch Of Possible Names For Your
Hair Salon, Nail Salon, Tanning Salon, FunHouse..er, Massage Parlor...Whatever.
Maybe You're Starting One...
Or Thinking Of Starting One...
...Or Maybe You Have Already. Yeah...
But The Gig Ain't Happenin'...I Mean It Ain't All That And A Package Of Ho-Ho's...
I Mean....
Now It Just Seems To Be A Lay Down, Break Down, Boogie On The Wrong Side Of Town...
Well That's Where We Come In...
We Are:....
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.Szechwann....................Roadhouse......................D Money..
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..............Pablo Yo-Yo..........................Fingahz.........................Nappy.................
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........Double A........................ Green Aero........................Dremgurl............
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.................Rosy................................... Jaded X........................MC Boogie............
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.............Whirledly.................................Levelz.............................Jury T...............
...And We Are Just Twelve Humble Peeps With Nary A Proverbial Pot With Which
To Exact Abdominal Relief,
And MasterCard Bills The Size Of The Former Soviet Republic.
But We Share A Deep Affection (Not With Each Other Necessarily) For The Sanctity
Of Human Creativity...And For A Good Laugh
At The Expense Of People We Don't Like (See The Steven Colbert Example Below).
So Basically We Just Love Great Salon Names, And The Geniuses Who Create Them.
That's Right...Not All Of The Names (Gasp) You Will See
On This Site Are Our Creation.
We Take Credit...Er...Suggestions For A Salon Name From Absolutely Anyone...
Except For Steven Colbert (See Above),
But Then None Of His Material Was Any Good Anyway...
Funny Maybe...But No Good Really
Anywho, We Hope You Enjoy The Site (Unless You've Already Left For EBay)...
Even If You're (Gasp) Not Looking for A Salon Name.
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If You Have A Great Suggestion For A New Salon Name - Click Here