WHO WE ARE -- WHAT IT IS -- WHERE WE AT
Is A Totally Free (Hey What A Concept There...Huh?) Website Dedicated
To The Creation, Collection And Publishing Of Original, Innovative, And Otherwise
Idiotically Entertaining Suggestions For Restaurants...
That's Right--Just A Bunch Of Possible Names For Your
Steak House, Coffee Shop, Pancake House, Troph 'N Brew...Whatever.
Maybe You're Starting One...
Or Thinking Of Starting One...
...Or Maybe You Have Already. Yeah...
But The Gig Ain't Happenin'...I Mean It Ain't All That And A Package Of Twinkies...
I Mean....
Now It Just Seems To Be A Lay Down, Break Down, Boogie On The Wrong Side Of Town...
Well That's Where We Come In...
We Are:....
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.Szechwann....................Roadhouse......................D Money..
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..............Pablo Yo-Yo..........................Fingahz.........................Nappy.................
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........Double A........................ Green Aero........................Dremgurl............
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.................Rosy...................................Jaded X........................MC Boogie............
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.............Whirledly.................................Levelz.............................Jury T...............
...And We Are Just Twelve Humble Peeps With 'Nary A Proverbial Pot With Which
To Exact Abdominal Relief,
And MasterCard Bills The Size Of The Former Soviet Republic.
But We Share A Deep Affection (Not With Each Other Necessarily) For The Sanctity
Of Human Creativity...And For A Good Laugh
At The Expense Of People We Don't Like (See The Seth Meyers Example Below).
So Basically We Just Love Great Restaurant Names, And The Geniuses Who Create Them.
That's Right...Not All Of The Names (Gasp) You Will See
On This Site Are Our Creation.
We Take Credit...Er...Suggestions For A Restaurant Name From Absolutely Anyone...
Except For Seth Meyers (See Above),
But Then None Of His Material Was Any Good Anyway...
Funny Maybe...But No Good Really
Anywho, We Hope You Enjoy The Site (Unless You've Already Left For EBay)...
Even If You're (Gasp) Not Looking for A Restaurant Name.
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If You Have A Great Suggestion For A New Restaurant Name - Click Here